I've been in this f'n bathroom all morning with this little f'n punk. Guess they replaced the fridge or something. If this little retard wouldn't try to stand in the way or run out the door every time somebody comes through carrying 200 pounds of metal or something, I could be enjoying my day off, sleeping in the sink. Instead, I have to sleep in the sink.
Being locked up in a bathroom sucks. Water, water everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Well, except for that damn automatic "fountain bowl" that he moved in here with us. Honestly, what's the good in running water if you don't have to have a human
turn it on every five minutes? That shiz is funny.
Anyhoo, I'm out now. Jerk.
The new fridge looks pretty nice.
But I digress. Gimme some water.
Now.
...Bitch.

Kitty Goth
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