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I rule you.
Created on 2005-08-15 20:52:14 (#8028680), last updated 2005-09-17
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Basic Info| Name: | princeton_cat |
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| Birthdate: | 08-10 |
| Location: | Tallahassee, Florida, United States |
BioI weigh 17 pounds and, thanks to my birth name and natural intellectual gifts, I have ascended through the academic ranks to the kind of prestige you can only dream of. My life's work is so fantastic that it needs no introduction. If you're lucky, I may tell you about it. For an introduction to my contributions in the field, you should turn on the water, let me get nice and wet so I can soak the crap out of you, and lie down on the couch so I can grab your jugular with my paw and smash your boobs and/or balls with my specially-developed Boob/Ball Smashing Technique that multiples my apparent mass by a factor of 12. You don't know how many years of research went into that technique. I've got major awards, bitch.
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academia, bathtubs, being pretty, being smarter than you, black clothing, champ smackdowns, dominance, food (fresh only bitch), important research, not cleaning myself, oppression, service, sharking, sinks, sleep, smashing balls, smashing boobs, smashing lungs, styrofoam peanuts, toilets, unguarded glasses of water, water
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